Goldilocks

Who says John Kerry lacks a sense of humor? Speaking about himself and John Edwards as the Democratic ticket:

"We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America -- and we've got better hair."


Pimping for Shrub

Another Republican surrenders his integrity.

Read this piece by Joe Conason in Salon. Well worth the day pass ad.

One mouth, two lies

Said by Republicans on the same day:

"Credible reporting now indicates that al Qa’ida is moving forward with its plans to carry out a large-scale attack in the United States in an effort to disrupt our democratic process." - Tom Ridge, Homeland Security

"[T]here’s, obviously, no reason for panic, or paralysis.” - Senate Majority leader Bill Frist.

So take heart fans, nothing to worry about, and make sure you remain terrified and anxious at all times. And for the fashionistas, no worries, you'll remain color coordinated, because even though the terrorists have new plans to destroy us, the threat color palette remains unchanged.