Cops had to rescue them when they locked themselves in the building.
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Soldiers accused of breaking into a Colorado medical marijuana dispensary and then accidentally locking themselves inside told police they planned to destroy the marijuana - not smoke or sell it.
The Gazette in Colorado Springs reports a police affidavit says two of the three Fort Carson soldiers told officers they were trying to steal the marijuana so they could get rid of it.
Police say the three were arrested Saturday on second-degree burglary charges after they accidentally locked themselves in the Colorado Springs dispensary during a burglary attempt.
WaPo Article.
Hehe.
HAHAHAHAHA!
"We come no to smoke or steal your skunk, but to kill it."
That's audaciousness.
It's the kind of readily apparent lie a kid would tell his parents to explain away the brown stains all over his mouth when the chocolate's gone missing.